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Chapter V.


When Soames said Leave it to me, he meant it, of course; but it was really very trying that whenever anything went wrong, he, and not somebody else, had to set it right!

To look more closely into the matter he was staying with his sister Winifred Dartie in Green Street. Finding his nephew Val at dinner there the first night, he took the opportunity of asking him whether he knew anything of Lord Charles Ferrar.

What do you want to know, Uncle Soames?

Anything unsatisfactory. Im told his father doesnt speak to him.

Well, said Val, its generally thought hell win the Lincolnshire with a horse that didnt win the Cambridgeshire.

I dont see the connection.

Val Dartie looked at him through his lashes. He was not going to enter for the slander stakes. Well, hes got to bring off a coup soon, or go under.

Is that all?

Except that hes one of those chaps who are pleasant to you when you can be of use, and unpleasant when you cant.

So I gathered from his looks, said Soames. Have you had any business dealings with him?

Yes; I sold him a yearling by Torpedo out of Banshee.

Did he pay you?

Yes, said Val, with a grin; and she turned out no good.

Hm! I suppose he was unpleasant afterwards? That all you know?

Val nodded. He knew more, if gossip can be called more; but what was puffed so freely with the smoke of racing-mens cigars was hardly suited to the ears of lawyers.

For so old a man of the world Soames was singularly unaware how in that desirable sphere, called Society, every one is slandered daily, and no bones broken; slanderers and slandered dining and playing cards together with the utmost good feeling and the intention of reslandering each other the moment they are round the corner. Such genial and hair-raising reports reach no outside ears, and Soames really did not know where to begin investigation.

Can you ask this Mr. Curfew to tea? he said to Fleur.

What for, Father?

So that I can pump him.

I thought there were detectives for all that sort of thing.

Soames went a special colour. Since his employment of Mr. Polteed, who had caught him visiting his own wifes bedroom in Paris, at the beginning of the century, the word detective produced a pain in his diaphragm. He dropped the subject. And yet, without detectives, what was he to do?

One night, Winifred having gone to the theatre, he sat down with a cigar, to think. He had been provided by Michael with a list of advanced books and plays which modern people were reading, attending and discussing. He had even been supplied with one of the books: Canthar, by Perceval Calvin. He fetched it from his bedroom, and, turning up a lamp, opened the volume. After reading the first few pages, in which he could see nothing, he turned to the end and read backwards. In this way he could skip better, and each erotic passage, to which he very soon came, led him insensibly on to the one before it. He had reached the middle of the novel, before he had resort in wonder to the title-pages. How was it that the publisher and author were at large? Ah! The imprint was of a foreign nature. Soames breathed more freely. Though sixty-nine, and neither Judge, juryman, nor otherwise professionally compelled to be shocked, he was shaken. If women were reading this sort of thing, then there really was no distinction between men and women nowadays. He took up the book again, and read steadily on to the beginning. The erotic passages alone interested him. The rest seemed rambling, disconnected stuff. He rested again. What was this novel written for? To make money, of course. But was there another purpose? Was the author one of these artist fellows who thought that to give you lifewasnt that the phrase?they must put down every visit to a bedroom, and some besides? Art for Arts sake, realismwhat did they call it? In Soames comparatively bleak experience life did not consist wholly of visiting bedrooms, so that he was unable to admit that this book was life, the whole of life, and nothing but life. Calvins a crank, sir, Michael had said, when he handed him the novel. He thinks people cant become continent except through being excessively incontinent; so he shows his hero and heroine arriving gradually at continence. At Bedlam, thought Soames. They would see what a British Jury had to say to that, anyway. But how elicit a confession that this woman and her set had read it with gusto? And then an idea occurred to him, so brilliant that he had to ponder deeply before he could feel any confidence in it. These advanced young people had any amount of conceit; every one who didnt share their views was a dud, or a grundy. Suppose the book were attacked in the Press, wouldnt it draw their fire? And if their fire could be drawn in print, could it not be used afterwards as evidence of their views on morality? Hm! This would want very nice handling. And first of all, how was he to prove that Marjorie Ferrar had read this book? Thus casting about him, Soames was rewarded by another brilliant thought: Young Butterfieldwho had helped him to prove the guilt of Elderson in that matter of the P. P. R. S. and owed his place at Danby & Winters, the publishers, to Soames recommendation! Why not make use of him? Michael always said the young man was grateful. And obscuring the title of the book against his flank, in case he should meet a servant, Soames sought his own bedroom.

His last thought that night was almost diagnostic.

In my young days we read that sort of book if we could get hold of it, and didnt say so; now, it seems, they make a splash of reading it, and pretend it does them good!

Next morning from The Connoisseurs he telephoned to Danby & Winters, and asked to speak to Mr. Butterfield.


Mr. Forsyte speaking. Do you remember me?

Yes, indeed, sir.

Can you step round to the Connoisseurs Club this morning some time?

Certainly, sir. Will twelve-thirty suit you?

Secretive and fastidious in matters connected with sex, Soames very much disliked having to speak to a young man about an immoral book. He saw no other way of it, however, and, on his visitors arrival, shook hands and began at once.

This is confidential, Mr. Butterfield.

Butterfield, whose dog-like eyes had glowed over the handshake, answered:

Yes, sir. Ive not forgotten what you did for me, sir.

Soames held out the book.

Do you know that novel?

Butterfield smiled slightly.

Yes, sir. Its printed in Brussels. Theyre paying five pounds a copy for it.

Have you read it?

The young man shook his head. Its not come my way, sir.

Soames was relieved. Well, dont! But just attend a moment. Can you buy ten copies of it, at my expense, and post them to ten people whose names Ill give you? Theyre all more or less connected with literature. You can put in slips to say the copies are complimentary, or whatever you call it. But mention no names.

The young man Butterfield said deprecatingly:

The price is rising all the time, sir. Itll cost you well on sixty pounds.

Never mind that.

You wish the book boomed, sir?

Good Gadno! I have my reasons, but we neednt go into them.

I see, sir. And you want the copies to comeas ifas if from heaven?

Thats it, said Soames. I take it that publishers often send doubtful books to people they think will support them. Theres just one other thing. Can you call a week later on one of the people to whom youve sent the books, and offer to sell another copy as if you were an agent for it? I want to make quite sure its already reached that person, and been read. You wont give your name, of course. Will you do this for me?

The eyes of the young man Butterfield again glowed:

Yes, sir. I owe you a great deal, sir.

Soames averted his eyes; he disliked all expression of gratitude.

Heres the list of names, then, with their addresses. Ive underlined the one you call on. Ill write you a cheque to go on with; and you can let me know later if theres anything more to pay.

He sat down, while the young man Butterfield scrutinised the list.

I see its a lady, sir, that Im to call on.

Yes; does that make any difference to you?

Not at all, sir. Advanced literature is written for ladies nowadays.

Hm! said Soames. I hope youre doing well?

Splendidly, sir. I was very sorry that Mr. Mont left us; weve been doing better ever since.

Soames lifted an eyebrow. The statement confirmed many an old suspicion. When the young man had gone, he took up Canthar. Was he capable of writing an attack on it in the Press, over the signature Paterfamilias? He was not. The job required some one used to that sort of thing. Besides, a real signature would be needed to draw fire. It would not do to ask Michael to suggest one; but Old Mont might know some fogey at the Parthenaeum who carried metal. Sending for a bit of brown paper, he disguised the cover with it, put the volume in his overcoat pocket, and set out for Snooks.

He found Sir Lawrence about to lunch, and they sat down together. Making sure that the waiter was not looking over his shoulder, Soames, who had brought the book in with him, pushed it over, and said:

Have you read that?

Sir Lawrence whinnied.

My dear Forsyte, why this morbid curiosity? Everybodys reading it. They say the things unspeakable.

Then you havent? said Soames, keeping him to the point.

Not yet, but if youll lend it me, I will. Im tired of people whove enjoyed it asking me if Ive read that most disgusting book. Its not fair, Forsyte. Did YOU enjoy it?

I skimmed it, said Soames, looking round his nose. I had a reason. When youve read it, Ill tell you.

Sir Lawrence brought it back to him at the Connoisseurs two days later.

Here you are, my dear Forsyte, he said. I never was more glad to get rid of a book! Ive been in a continual stew for fear of being overseen with it! Perceval Calvinquel sale Monsieur!

Exactly! said Soames. Now, I want to get that book attacked.

You! Is Saul also among the prophets? Why this sudden zest?

Its rather roundabout, said Soames, sitting on the book. He detailed the reason, and ended with:

Dont say anything to Michael, or Fleur.

Sir Lawrence listened with his twisting smile.

I see, he said, I see. Very cunning, Forsyte. You want me to get some one whose name will act like a red rag. It mustnt be a novelist, or theyll say hes jealouswhich he probably is: the books selling like hot cakesI believe thats the expression. Ah! I thinkrather think, Forsyte, that I have the woman.

Woman! said Soames. They wont pay any attention to that.

Sir Lawrence cocked his loose eyebrow. I believe youre rightthe only women they pay attention to nowadays are those who go one better than themselves. Shall I do it myself, and sign Outraged Parent?

I believe it wants a real name.

Again right, Forsyte; it does. Ill drop into the Parthenaeum, and see if any ones alive.

Two days later Soames received a note.

The Parthenaeum,



Ive got the manthe Editor of The Protagonist; and hell do it under his own name. Whats more, Ive put him on to the right line. We had a spirited argument. He wanted to treat it de haut en bas as the work of a dirty child. I said: No. This thing is symptomatic. Treat it seriously; show that it represents a school of thought, a deliberate literary attitude; and make it a plea for censorship. Without the word censorship, Forsyte, they will never rise. So hes leaving his wife and taking it into the country for the week-end. I admire your conduct of the defence, my dear Forsyte; its very subtle. But if youll forgive me for saying so, its more important to prevent the case coming into Court than to get a verdict if it does.

Sincerely yours,


With which sentiment Soames so entirely agreed, that he went down to Mapledurham, and spent the next two afternoons going round and round with a man he didnt like, hitting a ball, to quiet his mind.