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Chapter IV.


Two mornings later Michael received two letters. The first, which bore an Australian post-mark, ran thus:


I hope you are well and the lady. I thought perhaps youd like to know how we are. Well, Sir, were not much to speak of out here after a year and a half. I consider theres too much gilt on the ginger-bread as regards Australia. The climates all right when it isnt too dry or too wetit suits my wife fine, but Sir when they talk about making your fortune all I can say is tell it to the marines. The people here are a funny lot they dont seem to have any use for us and I dont seem to have any use for them. They call us Pommies and treat us as if wed took a liberty in coming to their blooming country. Youd say they wanted a few more out here, but they dont seem to think so. I often wish I was back in the old Country. My wife says were better off here, but I dont know. Anyway they tell a lot of lies as regards emigration.

Well, Sir, Ive not forgotten your kindness. My wife says please to remember her to you and the lady.

Yours faithfully,


With that letter in his hand, Michael, like some psychometric medium, could see again the writer, his thin face, prominent eyes, large ears, a shadowy figure of the London streets behind his coloured balloons. Poor little snipesquare peg in round hole wherever he might be; and all those other pegsthousands upon thousands, that would never fit in. Pommies! Well! He wasnt recommending emigration for them; he was recommending it for those who could be shaped before their wood had set. Surely they wouldnt put that stigma on to children! He opened the other letter.

Roll Manor,

Nr. Huntingdon.


The disappointment I have felt since the appearance of my book was somewhat mitigated by your kind allusions to it in Parliament, and your championship of its thesis. I am an old man, and do not come to London now, but it would give me pleasure to meet you. If you are ever in this neighbourhood, I should be happy if you would lunch with me, or stay the night, as suits you best.

With kind regards,

Faithfully yours,


He showed it to Fleur.

If you go, my dear, youll be bored to tears.

I must go, said Michael; Fons et Origo!

He wrote that he would come to lunch the following day.

He was met at the station by a horse drawing a vehicle of a shape he had never before beheld. The green-liveried man to whose side he climbed introduced it with the words: Sir James thought, sir, youd like to see about you; so e sent the T cart.

It was one of those grey late autumn days, very still, when the few leaves that are left hang listless, waiting to be windswept. The puddled road smelled of rain; rooks rose from the stubbles as if in surprise at the sound of horses hoofs; and the turned earth of ploughed fields had the sheen that betokened clay. To the flat landscape poplars gave a certain spirituality; and the russet-tiled farmhouse roofs a certain homeliness.

Thats the manor, sir, said the driver, pointing with his whip. Between an orchard and a group of elms, where was obviously a rookery, Michael saw a long low house of deeply weathered brick covered by Virginia creeper whose leaves had fallen. At a little distance were barns, outhouses, and the wall of a kitchen-garden. The T cart turned into an avenue of limes and came suddenly on the house unprotected by a gate. Michael pulled an old iron bell. Its lingering clang produced a lingering man, who, puckering his face, said: Mr. Mont? Sir James is expecting you. This way, sir.

Through an old low hall smelling pleasantly of wood-smoke, Michael reached a door which the puckered man closed in his face.

Sir James Foggart! Some gaitered old countryman with little grey whiskers, neat, weathered and firm-featured; or one of those short-necked John Bulls, still extant, square and weighty, with a flat top to his head, and a flat white topper on it!

The puckered man reopened the door, and said:

Sir James will see you, sir.

Before the fire in a large room with a large hearth and many books was a huge old man, grey-bearded and grey-locked, like a superannuated British lion, in an old velvet coat with whitened seams.

He appeared to be trying to rise.

Please dont, sir, said Michael.

If youll excuse me, I wont. Pleasant journey?


Sit down. Much touched by your speech. First speech, I think?

Michael bowed.

Not the last, I hope.

The voice was deep and booming; the eyes looked up keenly, as if out of thickets, so bushy were the eyebrows, and the beard grew so high on the cheeks. The thick grey hair waved across the forehead and fell on to the coat collar. A primeval old man in a high state of cultivation. Michael was deeply impressed.

Ive looked forward to this honour, sir, he said, ever since we published your book.

Im a reclusenever get out now. Tell you the truth, dont want tosee too many things I dislike. I write, and smoke my pipe. Ring the bell, and well have lunch. Whos this Sir Alexander MacGown?his head wants punching!

No longer, sir, said Michael.

Sir James Foggart leaned back and laughed.

His laugh was long, deep, slightly hollow, like a laugh in a trombone.

Capital! And how did those fellows take your speech? Used to know a lot of em at one timefathers of these fellows, grandfathers, perhaps.

How do you know so well what England wants, sir, said Michael, suavely, now that you never leave home?

Sir James Foggart pointed with a large thin hand covered with hair to a table piled with books and magazines.

Read, he said; read everythingeyes as good as everseen a good deal in my day. And he was silent, as if seeing it again.

Are you following your book up?

Mm! Something for em to read when Im gone. Eighty-four, you know.

I wonder, said Michael, that you havent had the Press down.

Havehad em yesterday; three by different trains; very polite young men; but I could see they couldnt make head or tail of the old creaturetoo far gone, eh?

At this moment the door was opened, and the puckered man came in, followed by a maid and three cats. They put a tray on Sir James knees and another on a small table before Michael. On each tray was a partridge with chipped potatoes, spinach and bread sauce. The puckered man filled Sir James glass with barley-water, Michaels with claret, and retired. The three cats, all tortoise-shells, began rubbing themselves against Sir James trousers, purring loudly.

Dont mind cats, I hope? No fish today, pussies!

Michael was hungry and finished his bird. Sir James gave most of his to the cats. They were then served with fruit salad, cheese, coffee and cigars, and everything removed, except the cats, who lay replete before the fire, curled up in a triangle.

Michael gazed through the smoke of two cigars at the fount and origin, eager, but in doubt whether it would stand pumpingit seemed so very old! Well! anyway, he must have a shot!

You know Blythe, sir, of The Outpost? Hes your great supporter; Im only a mouthpiece.

Know his paperbest of the weeklies; but too clever by half.

Now that Ive got the chance, said Michael, would you mind if I asked you one or two questions?

Sir James Foggart looked at the lighted end of his cigar. Fire ahead.

Well, sir, can England really stand apart from Europe?

Can she stand with Europe? Alliances based on promise of assistance that wont be forthcomingworse than useless.

But suppose Belgium were invaded again, or Holland?

The one case, perhaps. Let that be understood. Knowledge in Europe, young man, of what England will or will not do in given cases is most important. And theyve never had it. Perfide Albion! Heh! We always wait till the last moment to declare our policy. Great mistake. Gives the impression that we serve Timewhich, with our democratic system, by the way, we generally do.

I like that, sir, said Michael, who did not. About wheat? How would you stabilise the price so as to encourage our growth of it?

Ha! My pet lamb. We want a wheat loan, Mr. Mont, and Government control. Every year the Government should buy in advance all the surplus we need and store it; then fix a price for the home farmers that gives them a good profit; and sell to the public at the average between the two prices. Youd soon see plenty of wheat grown here, and a general revival of agriculture.

But wouldnt it raise the price of bread, sir?

Not it.

And need an army of officials?

No. Use the present machinery properly organised.

State trading, sir? said Michael, with diffidence.

Sir James Foggarts voice boomed out. Exceptional casebasic casewhy not?

I quite agree, said Michael, hastily. I never thought of it, but why not? Now as to the opposition to child emigration in this country. Do you think it comes from the affection of parents for their children?

More from dislike of losing the childrens wages.

Still, you know, murmured Michael, one might well kick against losing ones children for good at fifteen!

One might; human natures selfish, young man. Hang on to em and see em rot before ones eyes, or grow up to worse chances than ones ownas you say, thats human nature.

Michael, who had not said it, felt somewhat stunned.

The child emigration scheme will want an awful lot of money and organisation.

Sir James stirred the cats with his slippered foot.

Money! Theres still a mint of moneymisapplied. Another hundred million loanfour and a half millions a year in the Budget; and a hundred thousand children at least sent out every year. In five years we should save the lot in unemployment dole. He waved his cigar, and its ash spattered on his velvet coat.

Thought it would, said Michael to himself, knocking his own off into a coffee-cup. But can children sent out wholesale like that be properly looked after, and given a real chance, sir?

Start gradually; where theres a will theres a way.

And wont they just swell the big towns out there?

Teach em to want land, and give it em.

I dont know if its enough, said Michael, boldly; the lure of the towns is terrific.

Sir James nodded. A towns no bad thing till its overdone, as they are here. Those that go to the towns will increase the demand for our supplies.

Well, thought Michael, Im getting on. What shall I ask him next? And he contemplated the cats, who were stirring uneasily. A peculiar rumbling noise had taken possession of the silence. Michael looked up. Sir James Foggart was asleep! In repose he was more tremendous than everperhaps rather too tremendous; for his snoring seemed to shake the room. The cats tucked their heads farther in. There was a slight smell of burning. Michael picked a fallen cigar from the carpet. What should he do now? Wait for a revival, or clear out? Poor old boy! Foggartism had never seemed to Michael a more forlorn hope than in this sanctum of its fount and origin. Covering his ears, he sat quite still. One by one the cats got up. Michael looked at his watch. I shall lose my train, he thought, and tiptoed to the door, behind a procession of deserting cats. It was as though Foggartism were snoring the little of its life away! Goodbye, sir! he said softly, and went out. He walked to the station very thoughtful. Foggartism! That vast if simple programme seemed based on the supposition that human beings could see two inches before their noses. But was that supposition justified; if so, would England be so town-ridden and over-populated? For one man capable of taking a far and comprehensive view and going to sleep on it, there were nineif not nine-and-ninetywho could take near and partial views and remain wide awake. Practical politics! The answer to all wisdom, however you might boom it out. Oh! Ah! Young Montnot a practical politician! It was public death to be so labelled. And Michael, in his railway-carriage, with his eyes on the English grass, felt like a man on whom every one was heaping earth. Had pelicans crying in the wilderness a sense of humour? If not, their time was poor. Grass, grass, grass! Grass and the towns! And, nestling his chin into his heavy coat, he was soon faster asleep than Sir James Foggart.